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Tell us: if you were a module, which module would you be?

Posted by Alex Sinclair in Elite Dangerous

While we're waiting on a short 'mandelay', here's a fun bounty idea courtesy of CMDR_OptimusKoala. To win a prize, simply tell us which module best represents you and why. Funny and creative answers encouraged, here's Optimus Koala's example:

"I'd be Life Support because I bring fresh air to the community 😏"

Only a sentence is necessary for this one, so good luck and have fun. We have 150 prizes available!

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Created at 9:01am, 22nd October, 2024. Page last updated at 12:38pm, 2nd November, 2024.
Deadline at 12:00am, 31st October, 2024.

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Wotherspoon 10/30/2024, 10:56:52 PM

I'd be the COVAS, because I like talking, andI like relaying useful information. I keep the commanders up to date with the latest events in the Galaxy.

Jaque 10/30/2024, 10:44:06 PM

I’d be life support because I’m the reason for you to live (romantic I am)!

JHenckes 10/30/2024, 7:48:47 PM

I would be a heatsink launcher. I always put a bucket of ice in some discussion in my family to cool things down!

yan57436 10/30/2024, 6:11:22 PM

I’d be a missile rack. I’m always explosive so it fit perfect in my personality hahaha

VanillaIsi 10/30/2024, 4:54:53 PM

A power distributor. Why? Because I have to manage my energy along the day every single day of my life, glad that I have plenty of fuel (coffee).

mypets 10/30/2024, 4:25:07 PM

I would be a hull reinforcement package because I always have to hold the hits that I receive from life itself.

CMDR John Wick 10/29/2024, 7:58:28 PM

I would be a Fighter Hangar.

Life in the Elite is often a bit lonely, pilots from the Federation of Pilots have to travel long distances and at risk to their lives, but even if I was, for a brief moment, I could help you straight from my home, using my ship remotely, then you wouldn't be so alone!

Sturmer 10/29/2024, 5:32:18 PM

I’m a Fuel Scoop!
Independent. Self-sufficient. Sustainable.

Donut 10/29/2024, 4:11:22 PM

I'd be Pack hound Missiles.

I look good, but I'm actually useless.

Lambda 10/29/2024, 1:22:46 AM

I'd be the Detailed Surface Scanner because I like exploration, and I like scanning for lil lifeforms!

CMDR_Wailing 10/28/2024, 11:00:22 AM

I'd be "modified guardian shard cannons" cause I like to bonk bugs with the hand of God and all of his angels and the power of 10 billion lions.

Slamscape 10/26/2024, 3:18:04 PM

Not technically a module, but I'd be Silent Running cause when strangers are around I keep to myself and try to avoid them lol

Ilyssoll 10/26/2024, 12:19:48 AM

I'd be a D rated sensor module, just cause i like to see where everything is at all times and i dont need to be a rated!

Odinoji 10/25/2024, 6:59:28 PM

I would be low emission power plant because i am cold as a cucumber in any situation. o7

TheHermit 10/25/2024, 6:37:53 PM

I would be a Luxery Passenger Cabin because no matter where I travel, I need a cozy, quiet, place to return to.

sanitieta 10/25/2024, 1:49:03 AM

I'd be a fsd,because our journey is to the ocean of stars

Beetlejude 10/24/2024, 8:31:22 PM

I'm a limpet I reckon. Hopeful, keen to please, bumping into things and covered in dust

LiquidMorkite 10/24/2024, 8:18:49 PM

I would be the Azimuth Modified Guardian Shard Cannon, 'cause I can be useful but I can be picky once in a while, plus I overheat a bit fast.

USCSS 10/24/2024, 6:13:09 PM

Like Cmdr CMDR_OptimusKoala I would like to be on life support because I like vegetation. A great source of oxygen. I would have the cabin with plants.

IssonKiporto 10/24/2024, 10:27:51 AM

I'd be a Guardian gauss weapon, because i'm mysterious and don't like thargoids !

Eskimo1313 10/24/2024, 3:34:38 AM

I would be a size 8 Prismatic shield Generator because I like having a chonky health pool

CMDR I.N.K.V.I 10/24/2024, 3:27:43 AM

I would be the Frame Shift Drive since without me no one would be able to get anywhere and only I could help get the explorers to where no man has gone before.

MrT 10/24/2024, 3:17:03 AM

I would be a Power Distributer because I like to try and keep the peace between everyone

Eralm_237 10/24/2024, 1:41:53 AM

I would definitely be a Power Distributor: rarely keeping anything to myself and sharing everything I am allowed to with the community, directing new players to other streamers who are better at activities that I suck in.

Like bounty hunting, don't ask me, ask: Barnardo, Brother_Sabathius, SeleneStardragon, Psykit....

Esme Wyrd 10/23/2024, 11:44:30 PM

I would be a Sub-surface Displacement Missile because I like to dig up hidden/buried things.

Rac 10/23/2024, 9:46:33 PM

E Frame Shift Drive

I would like to travel but never get further than work and home again.

CMDR Henckes 10/23/2024, 7:23:29 PM

I would be Fuel Transfer Limpet Controller because looks like I'm only useful to help other people!

TheHappyHans 10/23/2024, 6:19:10 PM

I'd be a 4A Beam Laser with the Thermal Shock experimental engineering effect because I just really really love cooking 🔥

Randomgazz 10/23/2024, 2:03:03 PM

I'd be a power distributor, I love nudging effort towards where it would be most useful.

CMDR_OptimusKoala 10/23/2024, 9:11:05 AM

Thank you for using this idea as a bounty <3

I'd be a Firework Launcher because I work hard to bring joy in this amazing community 🎆

Evoflash 10/22/2024, 9:58:16 PM

While my two daughters would demand that I be a Luxury Passenger Compartment for them, instead I see myself a their docking computer - it’s my job to make sure they get where they’re going and then home safely and that they’re happy.

mastercesspit 10/22/2024, 9:23:34 PM

a reinforced multi weave prismatic shield generator, strong and resilient.

Stormseeker 10/22/2024, 7:40:33 PM

I'll be the Bi-weve Shiled, Because I always hit everything and bump with anything, so better recover fast.

ScreamingRaven 10/22/2024, 5:22:47 PM

I would be a Discovery Scanner because i love to Discover every bit of a System. :)

KPA1 10/22/2024, 5:14:27 PM

Frame Shift Drive Supercruise Overcharged, because space is expanding very fast we need to catch up or we are doomed. By the way time waits for no man. If space and time are intertwined, FSD SCO is the only solution.

Niceygy 10/22/2024, 4:24:52 PM

I'd be the D-Scanner, because who doesn't like free money? Oh, and HHOONNKKK

MQC 10/22/2024, 1:29:51 PM

I'm a cargo bay, for sure... it seems like everyone is anxious to fill me with heavy stuff, especially my boss... And all I can think of is to jettison it all away.

Moonshade Gaming 10/22/2024, 12:52:18 PM

I would be a Shutdown Field Neutralizer, because while I'm not always needed within my niche, utilizing me can make you a credit to your team.

CelestialFlea 10/22/2024, 11:40:20 AM

I'd be a multi limpet controller, because I try to do lots of different things at once, mostly collecting useless information 🤣 but from time to time I do deliver valuable gems.

Dydo 10/22/2024, 11:47:22 AM

I'd be a SCO Frame Shift Drive, just to surprise the unsuspecting (I love being surprising) and fry ships around (mindblowing surprising!), while useful to reach Hutton Orbital without going AFK (I'm a lawyer, and everyone deserves QoL).

AndyRice 10/22/2024, 10:30:48 AM

I’m going to be the Beam Laser with Heat Vent modification. Cause I’ll always keep you cool.

And why I want to keep people cool? Cause I’ve just experienced a summer in Europe without air conditioning, which is torturing😂

mastercesspit 10/22/2024, 9:29:56 PM

AndyRice

come to australia mate, ;)

AndyRice 10/22/2024, 9:35:29 PM

mastercesspit

Now it's your turn for summer xd

mastercesspit 10/23/2024, 8:35:50 PM

AndyRice

yep, already hit 40 celcius yesterday

AndyRice 10/24/2024, 4:45:45 AM

mastercesspit

Bruh that’s terrible

mastercesspit 10/24/2024, 8:04:01 PM

AndyRice

it's only spring, lol, it'll get to 50 c soon for a couple months, going to be a hot summer

AndyRice 10/25/2024, 4:50:54 PM

mastercesspit

That’s insane😂. The hottest weather I experienced in my country is about 43 degrees, can’t imagine what it feels like when 50 degrees.

Alex SinclairMod10/31/2024, 9:23:10 AM

AndyRice

Your European summer must have been very different to mine. No heat vents required over in the UK this year :D

CMDR_nailz_10/22/2024, 10:22:55 AM

I'd be a Cargo Rack, because I always end up carrying everything wherever I go!

XCezor 10/22/2024, 10:19:30 AM

So I'd be Detailed Surface Scanner. I love concept of scanners and carelessly shooting probes on a random planet. I would just scan every single planet no matter how worthless it is just for the sake of shooting those probes 😅

Osiliran 10/22/2024, 10:12:55 AM

I'd be an E-rated Powerplant because whenever I try and do something, I overheat...

Alec_Turner 10/22/2024, 10:13:21 AM

I'd be a Kill Warrant Scanner. I'm not essential but I very much embrace and add to your bounty hunting immersion and bring you a bunch of additional rewards you may not have realised were out there.

mastercesspit 10/23/2024, 8:40:35 PM

Alec_Turner

never leave for hazres without one, ;)

Matt G 10/22/2024, 9:21:46 AM

As a developer of a few 3rd party tools for Elite, I'd be an Advanced Docking Computer - I make it easier to do things but not without the occasional mishap.

Block9 10/22/2024, 9:19:35 AM

I’d be the Fuel Scoop module, because I love soaking up energy from stars and leaving everyone gassed out with my hot jokes! 🔥😎 LOL

AndyRice 10/22/2024, 11:30:35 AM

Block9

Bro is literally a Dyson Sphere lol

CMDR_Sketch 10/29/2024, 2:15:19 PM

Passenger cabin. How else do I fit all alter egos?

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