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Makster's avatar

It'd be to add Ash Williams as a Rebel Grunt that ends up hopping on the Millenium Falcon in Empire Strikes Back after Hoth.

He'll be making the classic wisecracks along the way, hitting on Leia, and trying to one-up Han as they travel to Cloud City.

In the closing elements of the film as Luke meets back up with Leia, Han in Carbonite, he'll see Luke with his new stump and say

I've been there buddy..

yan57436's avatar

Roy Batty simply wakes up and finds himself in the corridor of a ship he didn't recognize. His last memory was of a rainy rooftop chase, where he reflected on his own existence (Tears in rain monologue). There was a clear reminder of the imminent death he was facing, but he was simply there, awake and in an unknown place. He didn't have much time to reflect, a metal door soon opened and a man wielding a blaster looked at him, Roy felt his replicant body lock up, almost without reaction he recognized the man who chased him on that same roof where he died, Deckard.

However, Deckard was very different, both in his clothes and in his company, a large hairy “bear” that made a noise similar to “RRWWWGG” (I imagine you already know who that is hahaha), Roy still tried to hide, but the limited space didn't allow it, ending up having a blaster presented to his face and the question from our favorite charlatan “Who are you, white hair? Tell me immediately what you're doing on my ship”

Roy was immediately startled “Calm down, don't forget what I did for you (I won't spoil it for those who haven't seen Blade Runner, those who have seen the movie know hahaha. Han, without even threatening to lower his gun “I have no idea what you're talking about, but I hope you'll be clearer in your next answer, just know that I'm the one who shoots first”. Roy, realizing that he looked very much like Deckard (the actor is the same, in case you hadn't noticed. Harrison Ford) raised his hands in surrender and began to speak.

“I am Roy Batty, I come from a place where I was raised to fight, but I was persecuted for simply having the will to live,” followed by all the last moments of his previous life. Han lowers his blaster and says: “Around here we don't believe in fairy tales, we live in a world at war... But I won't deny you a ride to the Tatooine cantina. Don't try anything weird, I won't be sorry to eliminate you”. However, Han doesn't fail to feel deep down a certain connection with the strange figure, the simple struggle to live.

Sturmer's avatar

Pulp Fiction + Star Wars.

As Mace Windu is about to strike down Palpatine in his chambers, Vincent Vega (John Travolta) from Pulp Fiction casually enters the room, instructed by the Hutts to collect a mysterious briefcase. Completely ignoring the deadly confrontation, he wanders around holding his coat, looking for the case. His nonchalance shocks everyone, including the conflicted Anakin Skywalker, who is stunned by Vega’s total disregard for the drama unfolding.

Lanah Tyra's avatar

Reporter on the intergalactic radio:

The twin suns are scorching over the Tatooine desert, the crowd is watching the final rounds of the famous podrace with their breath held. Who will win? Most of them of course have put their hard-earned money on Sebulba, but the young local boy, Anakin was right behind him. Could the young Skywalker accomplish the unimaginable and beat this racing veteran?

But what is this? A new contender is approaching! They are incredibly fast, we can't even see what vehicle they are using! The crowd is going mad, people are shouting as they are trying to push ahead and get a better look! All we can hear is a beeping sound.... could it be a droid? But where did they come from?!

Wait! Someone just claimed to spot a kind of bird running down the track, outpacing every contender!

Is this even allowed? To participate on foot? Doesn't matter, the crowed is loving it, some of them are even putting their bets on this unknown champion who might not be qualified to participate in the race, but definitely they are putting on a great show!


Imagine what a different story it would have been if the Road Runner from Looney Toons run past the podracers and was proclaimed as winner of the race? But a more important question probably is, where is Wile E. Coyote?

JB

I'm going to go down the route of my popular Bounty suggestion a while back which involved recasting Rowan Atkinson in a different TV/Movie role.

I'd bring Mr Bean into Star Wars, and have him be interrogated by Darth Vader about the locations of the rebel forces bases.

Being Mr Bean, all he will get in response is a bumbling mess of incoherent nonsense. It would lead to Bean being thrown into the Trash Compator and promptly consumed by the Dianoga. A sad end for a great character. RIP Bean!

CMDR Henckes's avatar

Hal Jordan was helping the evacuation of a planet that was condemned by a star that was about to implode, what the Lantern Jordan wasn't expecting that his prevision for the explosion was wrong and suddenly a strong gravitational force pulls him and everything close to the star to it's mass center, the only think that Jordan think in this few seconds that he was getting pulled was "that is IMPOSSIBLE, the star mass didn't changed it shouldn't happen."

The next thing that Hal remember is he falling in the direction of a desert planet but he noticie that his ring isn't responding well, at least it is holding the oxygen for him to breath in space, he only hopes to survive the fall.

After some time the ring start to responding slowly he is close to enter the atmosphere of the planet and slowly he start to decelerate the fall and finally is able to land in a small city made of sand rocks with round roofs. He looks around and don't recognise any race, the humanoids at least looks like the earthlings like him.

Jordan ask to the ring where they are, but the ring says that this place is unknown and say that the time looks a little odd. Jordan start to believe they some how travelled through space and time, and he need to know where he is and when he is. In meanwhile some guards wearing a shining and smooth white armour with an helmet that cover all its helmet point the guns to him talking with an unknown language. He ask to the ring "what they are saying?". The ring just say "calibrating with the new language". The guards keep shouting at Jordan that says "so do it fast because they don't look happy.

When the ring finally calibrate with the new language the only thing that Jordan hear is "SHOOT AT WILL!". Hal Jordan has only time to rise a shield with his ring. The guards start saying "He is a user of the force!!". Jordan try to speak with the guards "WAIT WAIT, I won't fight! I won't fight", the guards stop the fire and say "NOW YOU'RE GOING TO SAY WHO ARE YOU".

Hal Jordan: "I'm am a Green Lantern, some how I just came to stop here"

Guard: "And how you came from the sky? You should be on of the strongest users of the Force"

Hal Jordan: "Force?.. No... At least I think my ring doesn't use this Force... So it's my ring he use an ancient power that give some abilities one of them is to breath and fly in the void of space... but who are you and where are we?

Guard: "We are Stormtroopers, we serve to the Empire as you should know. And we are in Mos Eisley in the planet Tatooine and you have to come with us Green light"

Hal Jordan: "It's Green Lantern, whatever but I can't go with you, I have to go home"

At the moment Hel use his ring and fly out of the planet. The Stormtrooper use the communicator and request fighters to pursue the Green Lantern . Outside the planet Jordan ask to the ring if it was able to identify where they are. the ring finally answer "We are in a galaxy 1 to 2 billion light-years distant to the Milky Way. And the time is unknown but soem analysis show some indications that we are centuries in past maybe 1 to 2 millenniums but it is hard to say." and Hal ask again. "So we went through a worm hole and just need to find the hole that we came in?". The ring replay "This is the most plausible assumption"

In this time the Tie Fighters arrive and star to shoot in Hal Jordan, it isn't a hard task to avoid the fighters and destroy them with the rings. And in the middle of the fight Jordan ask the ring to calculate the most possible location of the wormhole, the ring gives a possible location and that is the bet that Jodran does and goes straight to the coordinates and before arrive it a Star-destroyer appears a giant vessel that looks that is able to make a hell of a mess.

Jordan finally is able to cross the wormhole and some of the Green Lantern Troops are already looking from him, he goes straight to the them shouting "WE HAVE TO CLOSE THE WORMHOLE!!". But it is already too late the empire has already some fighters crossing the wormhole, and then the Stardestroyer appears... 2 Stardestroyers appear... no, 3... there is an entire fleet entering the Milky Way galaxy, it will be a hard fight to defend their home from the empire.

JHenckes's avatar

I would watch this movie hahaha! Very good history, man!

Alucard's avatar

On the moon of Endor, in the deepest part of the forest, Wonder Woman crashes through the dense trees, her Amazonian armor gleaming. She stops, sending a presence. From the shadows, Princess Leia emerges, blaster drawn, her eyes narrowing.

“Who are you?” Leia demands, holding her ground.

Wonder Woman raises her hands, her golden lasso shimmering at her side. “I mean no harm. I’m princess Diana of Themyscira. Your world… it’s unlike anything I’ve seen.”

Leia lowers her blaster slightly, studying Diana. “You’re not from around here. You seem a warrior, like me?”

Diana nods, respect in her gaze. “Yes, and I see the strength in you. The battle you face—”

“—is far from over,” Leia finishes, a determined, while a smile forms in her face. “Perhaps we can fight it together?”

With a nod of agreement, the two warriors step forward, side by side, ready to face the darkness ahead.

Inspired by a conversation I had with my friends a few years ago in witch the Star Wars universe had “visits” from DC characters.

Philip's avatar

That scene where Anakin complains to Padme about how he hates how sand is coarse, irritating and gets everywhere, then in walks Paul Atreides and he says 'tell me about it!'

Skywalker says 'you know something about living in a desert, stranger?'

Atreides replies, 'on my home planet Arrakis, water is scarce. We drink our own pee'.

Padme butts in and says 'eww!'

Skywalker and Atreides chuckle and roll their eyes at Padme.

Ford James's avatar

Hey Philip! This is an excellent (and creative) idea, but we are looking for a minimum of 50 words to be eligible for a prize. There's an art in being succinct, but could you expand on the scene a little to ensure there's enough detail for a reward?

ScreamingRaven's avatar

Ash Williams aka The Ash with his Boomstick from Evil Dead awakes after getting sucked in by the Black Hole in Evil Dead 2 and awakes on Tatooine.

After carefully checking out the Sourroundings he sees Guys with Long Rifles and Clothings. He thinks there Deadites and use his Pumpgun (aka the Boomstick) to get things done.

When he got all done he goes to a Local Bar and gets in an Argument with a Guy in a Black leather Vest. He goes away to get 2 Beers (one for hime and one for Solo) and sees he goes into a Fight with another Guys who is Threatening him.

Because he get something like a Pistol out, Ash gets His Boomstick out and Kills the Guy.

After that Han and Ash drinks the Best Beer and Fly away wth the Millenium Flacon and Chewbacca.

Because of this Great Heroism of Ash he gets the Command of the Millenium Falcon and the the Whole Saga starts in another Light.

The Star Wars vs Evil Ash Multiverse is Born :)

SIRCAM's avatar

SIDE NOTE: the following encounter comes from a character that belong to a videogame Saga that had a TV show. His name is Ur-Didact from the Halo Series, i'll be find if i dont get selected for reward, just want to share this short encounter. 😉

Didact & Darth Vader: Deadly Encounter

In a far and desolate volcanic planet. The Didact, an acient Forerunner Guardian, faces Darth Vader a high-ranked Jedi Knight. Their lightsabers clash, sparks flying. Vader's Force push sends the Didact flying. The Didact, unharmed, counters with a blast of energy.

Vader blocks it, but the Didact's sheer power overwhelms him.

The Didact, seeing a flicker of humanity in Vader, tries to convince him to turn from the dark side.

Vader resists and reply: "you underestimate the power of the Dark Side. If you will not fight, then you will meet your destiny."

Scene inspired by this 2015 post:
https://x.com/HaloFollowercom/status/657365943673184260

Horror and Cats's avatar

Luke Skywalker stands above his uncle and aunt's moisture farm, gazing at the dual setting suns of Tatooine and dreaming of something better, or perhaps just Tosche Station's abundant supply of power converters.

Suddenly, 20 feet (or 1.9756e-16 of a Parsec) off the ground, a loud boom and a scream. An Oldsmobile Delta 88 Royale falls from the sky, accompanied by a howling man in a torn blue shirt with a chainsaw for a hand.

Luke, long time ago galaxy bumpkin he is, runs toward the vehicle and the man who lay on his stomach spitting out sand.

"Are you with the rebellion?" asked Luke excitedly.

Ash Williams stood, dusting himself off and checking his chainsaw hand. "Rebellion? Only rebellion I'm aware of is your hairdresser rebelling against any notion of fashion." He holds up his chainsaw and raises an eyebrow. "Could do you a world of favors with that mop right now if you want, knucklehead."

JHenckes's avatar

The Case of the Galactic Intruder

In a strange twist of fate during the height of the Galactic Civil War, a mysterious event occurred that would leave even the most battle-hardened rebels scratching their heads. This event took place aboard the Death Star, shortly before Luke Skywalker and his companions made their narrow escape from the Empire’s clutches.

As the trio found themselves trapped in a garbage compactor, facing certain doom with the walls closing in, a portal inexplicably opened within the chamber. From this rift stepped a man who was neither Jedi nor Sith, but who carried an air of authority and a sharp tongue that could cut through durasteel—Dr. Gregory House.

Dr. House, a diagnostician from a different universe entirely, had somehow been pulled into the Star Wars galaxy. Unfazed by the alien surroundings or the imminent danger, House quickly assessed the situation with his trademark blend of brilliance and biting sarcasm. With little patience for pleasantries, he took charge of the situation, instructing the panicked Luke Skywalker on how to use his lightsaber to disable the compactor's controls.

Thanks to House's quick thinking, the group narrowly avoided being crushed. But rather than sticking around to join the Rebel cause, House, true to his character, chose to return to his own world as suddenly as he had appeared, leaving the rebels to ponder the meaning of this unexpected visit.

In the aftermath, the encounter became a little-known legend among the Rebellion—a tale of a peculiar man from another world who appeared in their darkest hour, offered his aid, and then vanished without a trace. For those who witnessed it, it was a reminder that the galaxy is full of strange and unpredictable forces, some of which even the Force itself may not fully understand.

And that’s the story of the time Dr. House made a brief, yet unforgettable, impact on the Star Wars universe.

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