Share a limerick about any object, area, or NPC in Two Point Museum!

We had such a fantastic response to our Two Point Museum haikus reward that we're adding extra prizes as we invite you to turn your creativity to another classic form of verse: the limerick!

We all know what a limerick is, but here's the definition anyway: a poem of five lines with the rhyming structure AABBA in which the B lines are about 1/3 shorter than the A lines.

Your limerick must rhyme and scan correctly to get a prize! Here's an example:

A doll in a case sat so still
Yet watching would give you a chill
Her head spun around
No wires to be found
Just whispers of lingering will

For this reward, write a limerick about any object, area, or NPC in Two Point Museum. Please share your limerick in a social media post on any major platform and include a picture of its inspiration, along with the hashtags #JustCreators and #TwoPointMuseum. Tag our social accounts too (details below)!