Bungle Technologies is happy to host the Silverbottom Institute Exhibit of Expendables on Expedition! We would like to thank the Silverbottom Institute for giving us this exciting opportunity to introduce our new Effervescence Enforcement Policies! The E.E.P. is a begrudgingly necessary financial expenditure we'll tell the media was worth it, for hosting the obnoxious amount of greenery the Silverbottom's insisted upon showcasing. In the desert. Else they take their donations elsewhere.
Talk about E.E.P!
The Exhibit of Expendables on Expedition proudly curates the Silverbottom's colored history of leading bright-eyed museum staff to death and dismemberment for the sake of storybook vignettes of questionable authenticity. Marinate your ears in the amateur musings of our overly enthusiastic announcer, whose vigor is tempered only by notions of writing a script or doing a second take.
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Feast your eyes on Brekky Rock, the historical site of the invention of breakfast!
Gander a gaggle at the scientific shortcomings of basing genetic engineering on clown DNA.
And lose track of the record-breaking death count on the historic Spring Expedition to Rex Rock!
The Silverbottom Institute will never shy from the fact they treat the lives of the soiled and earthen as ancillary to the aesthetic whims of the blue blooded. And shall they spare no expense to remind you of this before charging you for the privilege? Oh indeed I say, indeed they shall.
This has been AJnana welcoming you to the Silverbottom Institute Exhibit of Expendables on Expedition, my submission to the #TwoPointMusem Spring Museum Competition. I hope you enjoy the farce. I know I enjoyed concocting it.
