Elementary Shoal is a premier institute for the preservation of marine life and maritime culture. With three breaming wings, it was difficult to anchor my focus to one over the other, but the Fjord-ified eastern front ultimately rose above the tide.

So without further a dieu, I present to you, the Löotfisk Society for Drowning or Discovery's Exhibit on: Why Not Both?

Sir Nigel Bigglesworth here, bringing you the abridged on the breaching frontier of Theoretical Immersion. Last Tuesday, Professor Albrecht was received by, "staggering silence," when announcing his intention to, "build a time portal to a jaunty game of Mesoamerican Cheeseball Quidditch at the Pebberly Heights Temachtilkalli of Naualotl and Nuisancery."

And I must say, after a lifetime of blue blooded biggledy wiggling, I find myself finally humbled to a mutual understanding with that silent majority. My lips are sealed on this one, folks!

I wanted to show off my 5-Star Pointy Mountain Museum, but I had a little problem there. The Institute of Theoretical Meat Wizard Lore, which sits pretty on the historical location of the Exhibition to Find Darwin Charleston (Eventually), is now a 10-Star Museum! That doesn't count! We need a 5-Star Museum, in its 5-Star prime! Rough around the edges and bearing the battle-scars of the mission objective.

Fortunately, we here at Pointy Mountains have found a way to take a peak back into the past. And as we very well should, of course.

That's what museums do.

Aberrant Fish actually make tanks glow a sickly dark red, but I've been waiting to experiment with green light for a while, and the Digiverse update was the perform opporunity. Please enjoy my favorite shot from my Pointy Mountain museum, the Institute of Theoretical Meat Wizard Lore.

The Exhibition on the Jaunt through the Jowls of the Jungle Dwarves, or JJJD, acquaints its visitors with the colored and often overlooked history of the Jungle Dwarves, a fantastical culture as inspiring as it is imaginary.

The glimpse into the stories of an unseen, unreal people was made possible only by the efforts of those devoted to the exact opposite: making things difficult to physically see.

Self-proclaimed Professor of Theoretical Immersion, Albrecht Introspect, has today announced what he calls a breakthrough in the science of mood lighting. His discovery? The ethical and sustainable generation of pure darkness. Yes, apparently the future of illumination just isn't looking all that bright.

Professor Introspect intends to partner with Bungle Technologies at the JJJD to test his theories in what is being called a small-scale Spookitorium. Reports suggest that dolorous hums, unsettling shadows, and even the unsung soothsayal of dethroned kings are being carefully calibrated to create a controlled atmosphere of absolute gloom.

Critics say the entire idea is, and I quote, ‘beyond the pale,’ which has only buoyed the professor's optimism, who declares that this partnership marks the dawn of a ‘responsible era of nocturnal emissions.’ And after that release, it takes a slap of the belly to say... it’s all sounding a bit of a bummer.

I used some of the summer decorations to exhibit a Cosmopolitan Lifestyle-brand Caveman Suburbia!

Emphasis on the Cosmos...

I'm particularly fond of the deck chairs as well. While the current slew of benches offer a great variety in style and theme, most if not all of them are installation pieces with an obvious intent behind them. The deck chairs are in contrast to this, appearing ad-hoc in their purpose, as if plopped down by staff for their own various desires.

Evma's a bro and that's about all I look for. Watch him play 2TP OK? OK.

None of my museums require a complete overhaul, but Pebberly Heights has long flown against the OSHA headwinds with its centrally located, publicly accessible heliport. I thought this museum was overdo for a better crowning jewel.

Unfortunately, I lost my blueprinting process in a twitch stream, having not enabled storing past broadcasts in VOD settings. Streaming's harder than curating tbh! I'll stick to what I know.

I was HEARTBROKEN when my monumental unfridging of the Silverbottom Expedition to Frozen Mines exhibit failed to find even a single survivor of the historical MIA event...

Except J/K it glitched and some guy showed up in my Museum like he owned the place. 😎

If you defrost a Frozen Fridge make sure to check your staff list for new names, and RIGHT CLICH on their name to drag and drop them into the museum. That's how I found Raj Hornyhead, a long lost member of the Silverbottom Exhibition, whose time in the freeze tank has hardened him toward any further icy adventures that await!

The Dark Horse statue doesn't look too out of place alongside my exhibit on the, "Reading Abyss - A second cousine twice removed from the Reading Rainbow," does it? I think it ties it all together really. And it's the perfect place for my final golden sticker to pop: the cold, uncaring vacuum of space.