The Dark Horse statue doesn't look too out of place alongside my exhibit on the, "Reading Abyss - A second cousine twice removed from the Reading Rainbow," does it? I think it ties it all together really. And it's the perfect place for my final golden sticker to pop: the cold, uncaring vacuum of space.

Had not expected to enter this contest but:

I let Passwater Cover run amok for 5 minutes and the result was aesthetic!

To sum up my Passwater Cove experiment, I blasted my highly profitable Passwater Cove exhibit because I wasn't happy about my use of the landscape. Passwater Cove appears to be a very historical open-air market, natural park and public causeway. A massive building didn't really fit well for me, as it would obstruct the natural views and public walk space. It was a big risk to massively downscale my museum, and I was in negatives for monthly profits for nothing short than a few years.

What I learned from the experiment is that with enough love and attention to detail, you don't have to choose between going big or boing broke. A cozy cove makes just as much.

I wanted to make a suggestion worth 1000 words, but I tapped out at 42.

A short tour of my most profitable museum, Wailon Lodge, where I bring $387,187 to the bank!

Humor is circumstantial. And a curator curates circumstance.

I'm a designer well before a min/maxer, but I do consider this a pretty valuable money-making tactic. It gives me a lot of wiggle room for extra staff where I might otherwise lack the dosh to do so.

The Jumbo McNally Cut-out is a near-bankruptcy sponsorship deal, available if you end a month with a negative bank account. It grants a whopping 4.5k/month but has a concerningly vague visitor debuff. What DOES it mean to be Tired of McNally? I dread to know, and thus far, I don't!

That's because you don't need visitors pouring over the exhibit to satisfy the contract. By setting it off your main line of exhibits and minimizing its pathing, you can net yourself 4.5k extra with little impact on guest happiness.

Memento Mile has a very authentic museum aesthetic, in its style, architecture, and location in the city. It reminds me of the NY Metropolitan Museum of Art, saddled between 5th Ave and Central Park. Needless to say, I felt it was well deserving of some love.

Memento Mile starts strong with a densely designed preserved history foyer before taking a comfortable stroll through a modest fossil collection. We then delve into ancient sea life, before resurfacing in the ancient inventions exhibit. The museum concludes in an emblematic "plop garden" of Dinosaur Bones, a staple of 2PM* design, with the pièce de résistance carefully partitioned in my patented Red Carpet Room. Fitting for the Queen of Dinosaurs, eh?

*2PM exhibit designed at 2AM

Ashamed of how... GENERIC this suggestion is!

On point, generic lighting would be an invaluable addition to the 2P UGC roster.

Overdoing themed areas doesn't always contribute to immersion. Indeed, too much tat can betray the reality that you are in a curated space. Balancing facility with fanfare, form with function, is key to the emblematic museum experience. So bring on the sconce!