Oh, those Evermarks!

How can you not be sweet on 'em, eh? They're like our little space bling-bling, the currency that makes us as unique and charming as a lumberjack in a tuxedo. They're our way of saying, "Hey, I'm part of the gang, and I'm dam proud of it, don't ya know." Whether they're splashed across our ships or plastered on our structures, these Evermarks let us strut our stuff in style, eh?

And hold onto your toques, because with the Eve Havoc expansion droppin' on November 14th, trading these beauties will be easier than scoring a double-double at Tim Hortons, eh? We've been dreamin' of slappin' our alliance and corporation logos on our ships for a dog's age, and now we can, and then some!

So, in anutshell: I've got a soft spot for those Evermarks 😉

In 2020 we made a colouring contest in the Alliance to include kids in their parent's hobby called Colour the Noctis!

This one was made by my wife and I. It doesn't do it justice as there is a crazy amount of glitter on it!

Alright, fellow Capsuleers, here's a PvP tip as slick as a hockey puck on ice: remember, in the rink of EVE Online, every engagement's like a power play. Just like in hockey, teamwork makes the dream work. Set up your plays, communicate like you're passin' the puck, and watch each other's backs like true teammates. And hey, when you're in a tough spot, think of it like a penalty kill – stay cool, stay coordinated, and you'll come out on top. So, lace up those virtual skates, and let's light up the galaxy with some PvP magic, eh?

Holy maple syrup! Them final matches were downright bonkers, I gotta say! The excitement was ramped up higher than a superbowl, but not quite as crazy as a Stanley Cup final, you know?

Just add a half-time show with Céline or Félix! Oh wait, Sorry!

Here's some beaver recruitement posters :)

I’ve interviewed your CEO 1st in the project as a member of the community. That’s worth 500$! 😁

High sec, well, that's where we all start, right? It's like the baby steps of Eve – you're learnin' to skate before hittin' the rink, eh? But here's the thing – once you've got your double-double down, it's time to spread your wings!

Wormholes, low-sec, null-sec, and Pochven – those are like the real adventure zones, the untamed wilderness of Eve, you know? I mean, who needs the kiddie pool when you've got a whole galaxy to explore, eh? And lemme tell ya, we need more folks settlin' down in these wild parts. It's like packin' up for a cross-country road trip instead of stickin' to your own backyard.

But, and here's where the real comedy comes in, how 'bout we throw in a bit of extra bait, eh? Incentives, they call 'em. Give us reasons to leave the cozy comfort of high sec. Maybe some space poutine or free tickets to a beaver wrestling match – you know, just a little extra nudge to get us explorin' the wild, wild space.

So there you have it, my cosmic comrades – let's swap the training wheels for some cosmic skates and glide through the real action, eh?

Sniffing Gaz you say? Time to put on your 'Canadian cautious' hat and follow these tips, just like sliding on ice:

Imagine every other pilot in the system knows about that gas site, bud.

• In Wormhole : DScan is your best friend. Smach that "v" key like there's no tomorrow!

• In Known Space : Local, then DScan are you best friends

1. First off, warp your ship to that juicy gas site, eh?

2. Now, here's where you show your creative side – give those bookmarks names that'll make even Bob crack a smile! How about 'Timbit# 1' or 'Double-Double #2,' eh? It's like namin' your fave Timbits, only in space! And if you're a Wormholer, remember, the fancier the name, the happier ol' Bob is, eh? Right-click those clouds, save their locations, and put that stellar bookmark in your space backpack, eh?

3. Now, take a quick detour, like poppin' over to a friendly celestial hangout, and then swing back to the cloud. It's like circlin' the rink before that perfect slapshot, eh? You're savin' time and hittin' that gas sweet spot like a pro hockey puck!

As you start siphonin' that gas, make sure you're aligned to the station or a safe spot, eh? Keep an eye out for any party crashers on your trusty DScan, bud. Make sure your overview has 'enemy ships' on it, just in case a sneaky ship tries to crash your gas harvest, eh? Don't make it easy for those interlopers.

But hold your horses, there's more! "Gas Huffing" has got some 'eh-sential' tips that'll give you the upper hand, eh? Bookmark those clouds and cozy up inside 'em – just like takin' shelter from the cold. You'll have a jump-start on those sneaky attackers, usin' the cloud volume to catch 'em uncloaked, eh?

Don't forget your 'Tim Hortons' run – regularly zip back to a nearby station and stash that gas, eh? That way, if your ship's off to the great unknown, your gas stash ain't goin' with it!

And as you're peacefully harvesting away, take a gander at Reactions, eh? Turnin' your gas into somethin' even more valuable is like turnin' poutine into poutine with bacon – can't go wrong, eh?

Give your ship a 'Canadian winter' makeover – toss in modules like Multispectrums and Shield Extenders to give your ship more survivability, eh? Sometimes, even a hull survives a close call – just like bearin' through a snowstorm.

Last but not least, don't break the bank, eh? Keep that fit wallet-friendly – maximize your profit, minimize the loss. It's like orderin' the value menu at the drive-thru, eh? It stings less when you drop a few pucks.

So, all you hosers out there, get ready for some gassy adventures, eh? And guess what, I'm even throwin' in a cheap and cheerful fit for ya, just like extra bacon on your poutine! Enjoy, and may Bob be with you!

[Venture, Listen to the Beaver Show!]

Damage Control II

5MN Y-T8 Compact Microwarpdrive

Medium Shield Extender II

Compact Multispectrum Shield Hardener

Gas Cloud Scoop I

Gas Cloud Scoop I

Core Probe Launcher I

Small Core Defense Field Extender I

Small Core Defense Field Extender I

Small EM Shield Reinforcer I

Hobgoblin I x2

Core Scanner Probe I x16

ML-3 Scoped Survey Scanner x1