Lumin's avatar

Lumin

@Lumin

|

Joined two months ago

Submissions

Winner

Killmail of the Week, April 7: show us your best recent EVE kill video!

in EVE Online

Closed

Verified


Ahhh, greetings once more fellow capsuleers!

Lurm the Slurm is here once more to regale you with a tale of betrayal and triumph. This old Slurm was just minding their own business out in the furthest reaches, robbing space banks as one does, when one of their trusted allies decided that betrayal sounded like the right kind of play. The fight, however, did not go according to plan for the scoundrel and Lurm the Slurm very soon found they had the upper hand in their Bellicose that cost less than a 10th of the Tengu that assaulted them.

A tale as old as time, truly, but lived through with such vigor that it is refreshed for our modern age. The tale in question also features an appearance of an old lore keeper that many know and love.

Enjoy, and relish in what is perhaps only the third time that Lurm the Slurm has legitimately taken another down in space.

Verified



Winner

Get rich or fly tryin'! Tell us your EVE get-rich-quick schemes!

in EVE Online

Closed

SKYHOOKING!

Seriously, stealing magmatic gas and superionic ice from other players in EVE Online is one of the quickest and easiest ways of making absurd amounts of ISK. There is a modicum of luck involved, to be sure, but for the most part you can guarantee success by doing your research and preparations. It can even be done solo!

A quick rundown: Prepare by putting
a good fit together for the job. Then, when the time is nigh, scout the map out to see which Skyhooks are vulnerable. Find a juicy looking hook with a decent amount of time left on it then see if you can find a wormhole leading anywhere near it using EVE Scout or EVE Metro, or just use a null sec filament and hope for the best. When you approach the hook and the system it is in take note of the systems two jumps before / after it on your journey, or any that are nearby enough to be alerted when you initiate the robbery. (Lurm the Slurm TipTopProTip: Rob hooks when the residents of the space are asleep, or perhaps busy with a big in-game event or occurence!) No players nearby? All clear? Deal with the rats and start the link!

Then, the hardest part, the waiting. If all goes according to plan and you have done your work you will leave the space richer than you when you arrived in it, far richer. If the haul is big enough to warrant immediate extraction, use a Pochven filament to escape and haul the loot back to safety.

That's it! I have made the bulk of my fortune (that I have subsequently wasted) doing Skyhooking. If you have any questions feel free to ask away! <3

Curated

Hot topics: is local an intelligence channel or chat channel?

in EVE Online

Closed

Ahhh, greetings fellow citizens of this space! I am Lurm the Slurm and I am here to tell you that your communication windows should be sized to at least half your HUD space at a minimum. The real game is, after all, played in local chat!

Seriously, though, local chat and player run chat channels are in my mind the lifeblood of the game and one of the main reasons the game feels as live as it does. This includes the local chat box itself, and then the players in the chat and their names and portraits. It truly is at the heart of all things in EVE. The feeling of jumping into a system on your way to rob its ESS and seeing no one. The quickening of the pulse when you see a name pop up in wormhole space or Pochven. The pride and joy that comes from the 'gf' given to you by someone you've just managed to defeat in honorable, or dishonorable combat. The deal or deed you've been hunting for being requested or posted in Jita 4-4. That private communication or mail from an old friend inviting you to join them on their glorious adventure once more.

There's nothing else like it and there's no way anyone would be able to convince me it is merely a 'tool for gathering intelligence'. While I believe that is true, I also believe it is just so much more to so many people. I was SHOCKED to hear that some people have local chat minimized, or have portraits hidden, or have it so small that they can't even see a single sentence in it...

...I just cannot believe it.

The real game is played in local chat!