I am Commander Panacide looking for the Satellite of love in all the wrong places. My mission is as follows:
I'm from a not too distant passed time,
Last Sunday AD,
I must find a guy named Joel,
Somewhere in this Galaxy.
I am looking every day and every night
For a metal bone shaped satellite
Docking every station that I see in space
Scooping any star just so I can keep the pace.
On the way I'll hunt bounties,
the worst I can find,
After I've won and claimed them all I will take a break and mine.
I'll slip past Sol when on patrol, maybe sell some medicine
Then I'll trade some special robot parts to fund my jumps again.
If you're wondering why Joel left earth again and if Mike plays into this,
I hadn't really thought that far and I'll add that question to my list,
So bye for now I am on jump number 3,000.
