I was hoping for some form of pancake...

I somehow missed this bounty - here's a video I created at the start of the event, hopefully it still qualifies.

My gut straight away said Nestor - I love the SOE hull designs

I don't have tremendous experience with the game, but I tried to land on a planetary station without the use of auto-docking. I missed the landing pad by a little bit and bumped a nearby building a couple of times. I immediately had a bounty assigned and before I could really regain control of my craft and lift off again, I was being shot and destroyed.

Caldari Navy Warp Scrambler

In my day job I spend most of my time keeping sales people and customers grounded. I have to keep expectations realistic and keep all parties 'on grid' so that we can engage in productive discussions and deliver well on what we promise. In an EVE context... I guess so that our operations teams can deliver more missiles...

And I'm quite good at it, so might as well go faction!

EVE is a living galaxy of intrigue, where every warp holds promise or peril. It’s a playground for dreamers, schemers and adventurers, where alliances are forged, fleet battles shake the stars and each individual story is carved into the cosmos, one betrayal or triumph at a time.

Going to play it safe and go:

Megathron

It's possible there are the Faction or T2 variants of the hull, but I don't think you'd be that mean to us for the first go!

Covert sites are where exploration and hacking becomes really fun!

Also known as 'Ghost Sites', these cosmic signatures combine the puzzle of hacking with the very real prospect of death and destruction and can offer huge rewards in return. They are Data sites that come in 4 primary flavours, unique to each security of space:

• Lesser = High Security

• Standard = Low Security

• Improved = Null Security

• Superior = Wormhole space

The expected loot improves with each level of site, capping out at a huge potential return in the Superior sites with a rare but very possible drop of a High-Grade Ascendancy Omega implant blueprint copy, worth in excess of 4 billion ISK. As you would expect though, the difficulty of the hack also increases with each level.

But with the high returns comes a catch.... in fact two catches.

1. 1. An invisible timer starts when an uncloaked ship initiates warp to the site, or a ship decloaks in the site.

   2. The timer is random and operates from around 30 seconds to a few minutes.

   3. Upon completion of the timer, a large NPC response fleet warps in and shoots all the cans, which in turn despawn explosively, dealing a huge amount of explosive damage, enough to one-shot a frigate.

2. 1. If a hack on any can is failed, even once, that can despawns explosively, dealing a huge amount of explosive damage, enough to one-shot a frigate.

   Enjoy!

   Verified