I was hoping for some form of pancake...

I somehow missed this bounty - here's a video I created at the start of the event, hopefully it still qualifies.

My gut straight away said Nestor - I love the SOE hull designs

I don't have tremendous experience with the game, but I tried to land on a planetary station without the use of auto-docking. I missed the landing pad by a little bit and bumped a nearby building a couple of times. I immediately had a bounty assigned and before I could really regain control of my craft and lift off again, I was being shot and destroyed.

Caldari Navy Warp Scrambler

In my day job I spend most of my time keeping sales people and customers grounded. I have to keep expectations realistic and keep all parties 'on grid' so that we can engage in productive discussions and deliver well on what we promise. In an EVE context... I guess so that our operations teams can deliver more missiles...

And I'm quite good at it, so might as well go faction!

EVE is a living galaxy of intrigue, where every warp holds promise or peril. It’s a playground for dreamers, schemers and adventurers, where alliances are forged, fleet battles shake the stars and each individual story is carved into the cosmos, one betrayal or triumph at a time.

Going to play it safe and go:

Megathron

It's possible there are the Faction or T2 variants of the hull, but I don't think you'd be that mean to us for the first go!