Wrong answers only: what's the best way to spend your first day in Elite?

Challenging a Fer-De-Lance to a one-on-one in your Sidewinder? Tackling a Thargoid blindfolded? Canyon racing before you've learned how to fly? Here's an easy-to-enter quickfire bounty to see you through the first weekend of Just About Elite Dangerous. All you have to do is tell us in one sentence or more the most ill-advised way one might spend their first day in Elite Dangerous. Ridiculous answers welcome. That's it!