Mainless Mike is an IRONMAN in EVE Online, meaning he has to build and make everything himself and cannot engage with the player market whatsoever. From ammo to ships, every time he uses ammo or loses a ship, he doesn't lose money - it loses hours of progress!

With PVP being the riskiest thing an Ironman can do for the longevity of their account, he has taken on to find something that can actually shoot back this time. Theoretically.