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AlexGoesTheWorld10/31/2023

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The swirling silent wormhole called the lonely solo pilot wandered sat in a Heron look, they were welcome the choice of the undiscovered

Syllables: 8, 9, 5, 5, 8

I write prose, not poetry 😅

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Daniel10/30/2023

In wormholes, a capsuleer named Flynn,

Explored cosmic realms, a daring win.

Through unknown connections,

He'd seek new dimensions,

In his ship, he'd adventure within.

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AlexGra 10/30/2023

In null-sec, a pirate named Jake,

Would sneak up, his foes he'd forsake.

With a ship sleek and sly,

He'd make rivals say bye,

In the darkness of space, no mistake!😮

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Rixx Javix10/30/2023

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I have a bunch of these, but they are - let's say more colorful than is appropriate in this context. So here are a few more suitable for public consumption:

There was a young miner from Agoze

Who in belts would too often doze

When he went on an adventure

In his trusty yellow Venture

He forgot to put mods in his Lows

There was a young lady from Deven

Who flew a Slicer like heaven

Swoosh, tackle, and Pew

And her reputation rapidly grew

Faster than the ships cap, that’s for sure

A wonderful ship is the Jackdaw

Who holds more missiles than a buzz saw

It can switch from defense to sharp-shooter

Too far away for you to ever neuter

But it dies to a poorly fit Claw

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MacGybo10/31/2023

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A pilot who docked in Amarr Received grief cos he was Minmatar He tried to undock And got a big shock When he saw the four huge Avatar

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The Deathless has tried to be scary But it's hard when your head isn't hairy He's more bald then bold And his skull is quite cold But I heard he once snogged the Loot Fairy

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A pilot who was a pos-basher

Would hi-jack killmails - a gate-crasher!

But karma's quite real

And he got a bad deal

When he lost all his plex to a thrasher


A pilot who didn't learn his tech

Tried to shoot an old man in low-sec

The gate guns went boom

And he screamed in his room

As his new ship turned into a wreck


A few drinks had left me quite tipsy

Shooting guns was a little bit tricksy

I didn't realise

Through the beer-addled eyes

That I'd tried to shoot police in Dodixie


Ganking is often a hoot

Till some *%!o£ runs off with the loot

But I can't get that mad

Over stuff I never had

And I've still got the killmail to boot!


While searching for a suitable rhyme

I was ganking cos I love the crime

Then I scanned a big cargo

But was dealt an unfair blow

When my client switched off for downtime

That's it. No more.