Invent a metal band with an absurd name!

Posted by Rich in Music

Led Zeppelin. Limp Bizkit. We Butter the Bread with Butter.

Rock and metal music has a fine tradition of absurd band names. For this bounty, we want you to come up with your very own.

Fomenting Clough. The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza. Diarrhoea Planet. (One of these is real.)

If competition is stiff and you want a little extra credit towards a prize, give us a suitably absurd one-sentence description of what your fictional metal band sounds like: "like Jeff Bezos but before he sold out".

Thruppence Interfrastically. Chumbawumba. Pimhole.

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Created at 11:55am, 24th July, 2024. Page last updated at 11:37am, 7th August, 2024.
Deadline at 11:00pm, 6th August, 2024.

Submissions (15)

Asim8/6/2024

Won$1

Rock Hard Juice Boxers, we like rocks, they like being hard, they like juice and they like boxers. All their songs have wrestling hints in there. Their main song is called ROCK BOTTOM but they scream the name

The mascot is The Rock, acting hard drinking juice in his boxer shorts.

Shovel8/6/2024

Won$1

Quantum Croutons and the Temporal Salad Tossers.

Just imagine like Pink Floyd but if they spent too much time watching bad sci fi movies and snacking on stale bread with a bit of tomatoes on it??

Limal8/6/2024

Won$1

Confident Pet Huggers

*guitar solo* Squuuuueeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzz!

metal_ed6668/6/2024

Won$1

band name would be cullskamp a magic the gathering band only do songs about tocken creaturs and skull clamps

Retro Stu8/6/2024

Won$1

Court of the Comatose King.

Their sound is like Steve Jobs walking into the Microsoft HQ and he just starts flipping desks.