Led Zeppelin. Limp Bizkit. We Butter the Bread with Butter.

Rock and metal music has a fine tradition of absurd band names. For this bounty, we want you to come up with your very own.

Fomenting Clough. The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza. Diarrhoea Planet. (One of these is real.)

If competition is stiff and you want a little extra credit towards a prize, give us a suitably absurd one-sentence description of what your fictional metal band sounds like: "like Jeff Bezos but before he sold out".

Thruppence Interfrastically. Chumbawumba. Pimhole.