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This one is for Manchester United and the player Bruno Fernandes

Heyyyyyyyyy Heyyyy Bruno

Ooooo Ahhh

I wanna knowwwwww

If you’ll score a goal

Heyyyyy Heyyyy Brunooo

Ooooo Ahhhh

I wannaa knowwww

If you’ll take a penaltyyy for me

I could genuinely see this being sang in lieu of his usual chant! Bye bye "Came from Sporting like Cristiano".

On the other hand, I could also see rival fans singing the first half sarcastically whenever Bruno's on a scoring drought...

hahah thank you! Yeah that is very true, Football chants are so great. One of the most creative fanbase in the world!

DIDIER DROGBA CHELSEA'S PRIDE

FOOT LIKE A MISSILE, DEFENDERS CRIED

ONE MATCH GOOD, ONE MATCH TURD

YOU DOVE SO BAD, TOM DALEY WOULD LIKE A WORD

Our stadium is small, but near the beach

Play offs always out of reach

Our transfer budget is 50p

But it's OK because we're Swansea City FC

Absolutely love this, creative, funny, and self-deprecating! Everything a football chant should be... and my second team is Cardiff City, so I can get behind anything implying Swansea City are rubbish.

Que Salah Salah Please score us two goals or three The trophy will ours be Que Salah Salah

Rote Kapelle Chant

I consider Eve Online AT as a sport, so:

Lasers go pew-pew-pew, Drones hum bzz-bzz-bzz, Enemies fear, doom-doom-doom, Rote Kapelle, we rule the room!

Stand up if you pay your tax!

Which player, is next to get axed!

You don't know what you're doing!

We will keep on booing!

this one can be used as just a generic one whenever you feel like there’s a goal coming on.

I feel a goal addicted to the rush.

I feel a goal. It’s so good. It’s so good.

I feel a goal. Addicted to the rush.

Oh, I feel a goal. It’s so good. It’s so good.

His name is Harry Kane

He drives the other teams insane

He's just like a hurricane

Oh it's Harry Kane

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