As Two Point veterans may have guessed, this reward is inspired by the Two Point 'Krampus' winter event that went down in 2022 in Two Point Campus! The Krampus is a demonic, Christmas-hating buzzkill from Alpine folklore, and a likely inspiration for Dr Seuss's Grinch character. In Two Point Campus, he would show up and torment students, reducing their happiness and thus their donations. Now that it's established Two Point canon that the Krampus exists, we're going to pretend he's coming back - only this time, he's coming to spoil winter and Christmas at your museum.
Write an original poem about his return. You could tell us what he's doing to make everyone's lives miserable - tampering with exhibits, pranking staff and guests - or what can be done to make him go away (in Two Point Campus, the goal of the winter challenge was to make enough money to buy him a present).
'Two Pointy' or Dr Seuss-style humour and whimsy is encouraged but not strictly required. Your poem must, however, be at least four lines long to win a prize. Here's an example from the Campus event (again, yours must be set in Two Point Museum):
Every Pointian in the County liked Winter a lot,
But the Krampus, who lived just north of Campus - did not!
Krampus hated Winter, and the whole festive season.
Now, please don't ask why; no one quite knows the reason.
Once your poetry is composed, you can submit it in two ways:
For $6, simply write your poem in a social media post and add an illustrative picture of your museum. Your picture should have lots of content from the winter update, and we would especially love it if you could add the Krampus via Photoshop - you can use public images or pictures of the Two Point Krampus.
For $10, add the poem to a short video of Two Point Museum gameplay via subtitles or voiceover. Again, the gameplay clip you use should show lots of thematic content from the winter update.