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Share your Zarzakh hot takes for $3!

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Zarzakh in its current form is little more than an Arena for sweaty nerds to fight in, the lack of DSCAN means whoever has the biggest fleet on the hill (Fulcrum Station) wins. There's no intel gathering tools such as DSCAN, cloaking and scouting, or even warping in at strategic bookmarks.

Ultimately I know this is just a beginning phase, but its lackluster and I will outright say it, pointless other than Yeeting ships into the grinder.

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Do you have a favourite roleplayed resource or community? Tell us for $4!

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WHPD The Wormhole Police Department Protecting the Universe, One Wormhole at a Time Service Guarantees Salt

As Morally Stout and Upstanding Officers of the Law, it is our duty to Protect and Serve the mean streets of Sacred Wormhole Space. Vinnegar Douche (www.twitch.tv/Vinnegar_Dooshay), Apollo Okaski, Wylo Otsada, Phyve Solette, Damoranthe Sponge, Squizz (www.zkill.com), DeltaCharlie, VyeKing Odinson and myself (www.twitch.tv/hereticalcoffee) are tasked with the patrol and protection of sacred wormhole space commonly referred to as J-Space or Anoikis.

For too long the empires of New Eden have attempted to besmirch the good name of the so called "Pirate Factions" such as the honorable Blood Raiders, the stout Serpentis, the moral Angel Cartel, the superior Sansha Nation, and the great Guristas. These empires instruct their newly trained bloodthirsty capsuleers to invade these innocent groups data storage facilities and graveyards to steal whatever they can carry with a promise of profit and prestige so long as they don't care about the morally bankrupt actions they commit.

Even now as I sit here in my police patrol astero, empire aligned capsuleers are being tasked with murdering innocent Blood Raider Families!!! Being told to go into Blood Raider homes and STEAL FROM THEM!!! The empires never think of the effect their actions have on these poor blood raiders and their children.

As a proud supporter of the Blood Raider Children's Charity, the WHPD ensures that every Blood Raider child made orphan by these dirtbags never goes hungry.

This season, find it in your black bottomless heart to pledge a donation to the Blood Raider's Children Charity. Ensure no child goes hungry as a result of capsuleer greed and corruption.

For more information please find our website at www.whpd.space

Storytime! Tell us about a lesson you learned the hard way for $20

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When I first started becoming a Wormholer I did not understand the importance of proper bookmarks and route maintenance. I joined the WHPD and was learning the ropes, making shoddy bookmarks and not understanding how to use tripwire.

One day I wasn't paying attention and warped away from my entrance wormhole without bookmarking it, and to make matters worse this system I was in was a drifter hive wormhole. So I now had to spend 40 minutes with mediocre scanning skills to try and find my original entrance out of 64 cosmic signatures.

People gave me a good ribbing in our discord chat, told me I would learn after that and surely they were correct. I am now extremely careful with ensuring I bookmark my wormholes, both my entrances and all of the other signatures using our Patent Pending, Wormhole Identity Classification System Designation.

I have vowed to never get lost in a Wormhole again, unless I planned on getting lost.

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Share your propaganda with us for $10

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This is the official Meme Fleet Propaganda Poster for the WHPD's MEME Fleet. I made it for our Chief Vinnie for his twitch streams which can be found at www.twitch.com/vinnegar_dooshay

The WHPD Public Service Community Meme Fleet, departs every Sunday from near Jita in an undisclosed location until joining and passing the required fingerprinting. We are an alpha clone friendly, newbro friendly, nurturing enviornment to get a feel for PVP in a fleet with approximately 30 of your space friends.

If you are interested, or know someone who is interested in getting right with the law feel free to join us at our discord.

The WHPD does all of the work, we scout the wormholes, we find the content, we provide the ships, the fits, and we will get you set up in a sexy sexy police skin, as supplies last, or a convict orange jumpsuit. Time is pinned to East Coast Time @ 1pm currently set at 1700 EVE

If you are interested, or know someone who is interested in getting right with the law feel free to join us at our discord.

Discord - Group Chat That’s All Fun & Games

Discord is great for playing games and chilling with friends, or even building a worldwide community. Customize your own space to talk, play, and hang out.

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Weekly feature: suggest your own bounty idea for $15! (We *might* even do it.)

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Share your best EVE Online Graphic, Billboard Ad or Propaganda

Rewards for the Bounty should be worth the time it would take to make quality graphic or video clip. Bonus is that the winner could then also consider submitting it to CCP for display on the In-Game billboards as well as receive feedback from the community here.

I feel that most EVE players are creative in such a variety of ways and some of my favorite content is the propaganda memes the Null-Sec blocks post online. It would be fun to see what everyone comes up with and the possibilities are truly endless. Will someone make an ad for Fedo's? Will someone make a bounty poster with my buddy Grim's face on it with a massive bounty? Who knows?!? But I would love to see it play out.

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Share your favourite third-party tool for $5

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As a Deputy of The Wormhole Police conducting our duty to bring justice to sacred wormhole space one wormhole at a time, I would be remiss to not choose the best tool in New Eden Tripwire . Accessible for all deputies, provided by the Chief Vinnegar Douche, Tripwire is a tool that allows us to map our patrol zones, leave observation reports for our fellow deputies, maintain a list of current residents, and much more.

Tripwire also comes with a handy auto-mapper tool that allows you to automatically map connections between wormholes for when you are in a rush and can't be bothered to individually map where every signature connects.

While it does have its concerns, sometimes acting weird with the auto-mapper, it is an indespensible tool in the WHPD arsenal.

Best use scenarios are going to result from the shared information with your entire corporation, or even alliance, as Tripwire is an amazing intel tool. It can be used to passively alert your friends to your location and how to reach you. You can scout for shortcuts to avoid Uedama and share those passively with your corporation as well. The possibilities are truly only limited by the imagination, in true EvE Online fashion.

https://tripwire.eve-apps.com