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Zarzakh in its current form is little more than an Arena for sweaty nerds to fight in, the lack of DSCAN means whoever has the biggest fleet on the hill (Fulcrum Station) wins. There's no intel gathering tools such as DSCAN, cloaking and scouting, or even warping in at strategic bookmarks.

Ultimately I know this is just a beginning phase, but its lackluster and I will outright say it, pointless other than Yeeting ships into the grinder.

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WHPD The Wormhole Police Department Protecting the Universe, One Wormhole at a Time Service Guarantees Salt

As Morally Stout and Upstanding Officers of the Law, it is our duty to Protect and Serve the mean streets of Sacred Wormhole Space. Vinnegar Douche (www.twitch.tv/Vinnegar_Dooshay), Apollo Okaski, Wylo Otsada, Phyve Solette, Damoranthe Sponge, Squizz (www.zkill.com), DeltaCharlie, VyeKing Odinson and myself (www.twitch.tv/hereticalcoffee) are tasked with the patrol and protection of sacred wormhole space commonly referred to as J-Space or Anoikis.

For too long the empires of New Eden have attempted to besmirch the good name of the so called "Pirate Factions" such as the honorable Blood Raiders, the stout Serpentis, the moral Angel Cartel, the superior Sansha Nation, and the great Guristas. These empires instruct their newly trained bloodthirsty capsuleers to invade these innocent groups data storage facilities and graveyards to steal whatever they can carry with a promise of profit and prestige so long as they don't care about the morally bankrupt actions they commit.

Even now as I sit here in my police patrol astero, empire aligned capsuleers are being tasked with murdering innocent Blood Raider Families!!! Being told to go into Blood Raider homes and STEAL FROM THEM!!! The empires never think of the effect their actions have on these poor blood raiders and their children.

As a proud supporter of the Blood Raider Children's Charity, the WHPD ensures that every Blood Raider child made orphan by these dirtbags never goes hungry.

This season, find it in your black bottomless heart to pledge a donation to the Blood Raider's Children Charity. Ensure no child goes hungry as a result of capsuleer greed and corruption.

For more information please find our website at www.whpd.space

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When I first started becoming a Wormholer I did not understand the importance of proper bookmarks and route maintenance. I joined the WHPD and was learning the ropes, making shoddy bookmarks and not understanding how to use tripwire.

One day I wasn't paying attention and warped away from my entrance wormhole without bookmarking it, and to make matters worse this system I was in was a drifter hive wormhole. So I now had to spend 40 minutes with mediocre scanning skills to try and find my original entrance out of 64 cosmic signatures.

People gave me a good ribbing in our discord chat, told me I would learn after that and surely they were correct. I am now extremely careful with ensuring I bookmark my wormholes, both my entrances and all of the other signatures using our Patent Pending, Wormhole Identity Classification System Designation.

I have vowed to never get lost in a Wormhole again, unless I planned on getting lost.