Tell us: if you were a module, which module would you be?

Warp Core Stabilizer

For years and years I annoyed everyone with my unending campaign against WCS in Eve Online. I wrote blog posts, created memes (like the one above), left stickers on Dev's desks at Fanfest, and generally made such a nuisance of myself that they eventually created an entire spaceship (The Maulus Navy Issue) to make me stop. Didn't work. Although I do love the Maulus Navy Issue and appreciate being the only player to have a spaceship created to mollify them. How awesome is that?

Anyway, eventually the WCS issue got dealt with and we've moved on from the campaign. Although Stay Frosty notoriously continues to wage a never-ending war against the module - blowing up Ventures mostly. We haven't forgotten.

So it seems only fitting that my module would be the infamous Warp Core Stabilizer. I'd prefer something else, but I should own my history.

PS: I should explain the meme. I started a rumor that every time you used a WCS to escape a kitten died.

I think it would be the sensor booster, I think I'm very observant, so I would kind of have this “perception” haha. A good booster sensor leaves no detail behind.

I would be a extended cargo hold

Small Gremlin Compact Energy Neutralizer that's for sure. My friends sometimes really are just sick of me, so I guess that would make me a bit of a little gremling depleting everyone's battery 😌🖐️

I would be a Light Neutron Blaster II - if I'm gonna shoot at ya, i want to see you from the cockpit winder... this allows me to do so! :D