DISCLAIMER
This about one of the pure basic things your body performs. If you can´t handle this... ah f**k it... sometimes luck needs to be forced!
We play little game here, my rules, you follow and watch your feelings...
Following is happening, you can´t avoid it.
Out of Magic some dog poo appears on your face. It smells horrible.
You as you are bounded to the culture level of your people… you use toilet paper to wipe it away. But for fucking sake the smells stays.. how could that be i used a lot of paper.
(how does it feel?)
Feels wrong, ? Where's atleast the Water or atleast a wet wipe?!
Yeah, i know but for you ass you don´t care.
What i am talking about?
A fucking Japenese Toilet
I have documented one, during my journey in Japan. Just in case i would forget about it.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lJDHMycWTbY
What can I say…. After this step you never step back.
Ah, you don´t need the fucking 5k Toilet, you want the SEAT just the SEAT.
Much cheaper and you don't need to rebuild everything.
MEWATEC Shower WC Fixture E900
Feature List:
Opens when you come close
Seat can heat up
Air Sucking thingi against smell
Water pistol for Men and Woman with or without target improving
it is actual warm water so it doesn´t kill you in the morning
Closes when you leave
Ah can dry your wet ass with hot air if you want
Darwin approved, only works if you sit on it
What are you waiting for ? Get one, somewhere … now!
Why you still reading, remember the shit in your face on the beginning.
Hurry, this easy to reach new Chapter of life. ‘
Like i have present it to you in the best possible way.
Only crazy people wipe shit with only paper from their face . No offense… as said, the step is easy.
You can go ultra low budget with a hose, as your toilet is anyway connected to water so why not adding a hose?
Took me 33 Years to understand, don´t be a fool like me,change it now!
-.- Oh, should have a referral link or so…
A premium Version which suits western toilets is around 700-800 Bucks.
But there are also light versions which go for 200 Bucks.
And remember the hose is probably less than 40 Bucks at the tool store.
Does it really clean?
Depending on... you should move a little bit around to hit every spot.
For me it works very well but maybe you are diffrent i don´t know.
If you search for Toiletseat in EU check following Brands:
- Leeventus
- vidaXL
- Mewatec
I would say Germany has a nice culture..but in this we suck, we horrible suck.
