The Exhibition on the Jaunt through the Jowls of the Jungle Dwarves, or JJJD, acquaints its visitors with the colored and often overlooked history of the Jungle Dwarves, a fantastical culture as inspiring as it is imaginary.

The glimpse into the stories of an unseen, unreal people was made possible only by the efforts of those devoted to the exact opposite: making things difficult to physically see.

Self-proclaimed Professor of Theoretical Immersion, Albrecht Introspect, has today announced what he calls a breakthrough in the science of mood lighting. His discovery? The ethical and sustainable generation of pure darkness. Yes, apparently the future of illumination just isn't looking all that bright.

Professor Introspect intends to partner with Bungle Technologies at the JJJD to test his theories in what is being called a small-scale Spookitorium. Reports suggest that dolorous hums, unsettling shadows, and even the unsung soothsayal of dethroned kings are being carefully calibrated to create a controlled atmosphere of absolute gloom.

Critics say the entire idea is, and I quote, ‘beyond the pale,’ which has only buoyed the professor's optimism, who declares that this partnership marks the dawn of a ‘responsible era of nocturnal emissions.’ And after that release, it takes a slap of the belly to say... it’s all sounding a bit of a bummer.