Sir Nigel Bigglesworth here, bringing you the abridged on the breaching frontier of Theoretical Immersion. Last Tuesday, Professor Albrecht was received by, "staggering silence," when announcing his intention to, "build a time portal to a jaunty game of Mesoamerican Cheeseball Quidditch at the Pebberly Heights Temachtilkalli of Naualotl and Nuisancery."

And I must say, after a lifetime of blue blooded biggledy wiggling, I find myself finally humbled to a mutual understanding with that silent majority. My lips are sealed on this one, folks!