Yesterday's post about Palworld's "legally distinct" mod - complete with everyone's favourite Yellow Lightning Rat - got me thinking about how accurately you could describe different Pokémon in three words. And so a game was born: Guess which Pokémon I'm talking about from the three-word descriptions below.

I'm a traditionalist (read: 'old'), so all of my choices are from the original 151. You can guess at however many you like. But for every guess you make, add a three-word description of a different Pokémon to keep the challenge going. Let's see if we can get to the full 150!

1. Igneous gym bro

2. Doo-wop Kirby

3. Thumb with eyes

4. Tie-wearing pod

5. Little fire horse

6. Mischievous leek bird

7. Mean dark matter

8. Horned granite snake

9. Just a crab

10. Living earphone knot

11. Especially sleepy Totoro

12. Triple egg pineapple

In case you need some inspiration, here's the original theme tune singer living his best life: