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Santa is coming to town and he ain't leavin' till he's the only one breathin'!
Larry wasn't allowed to go to the Christmas part as a child due to being only in his undies and wearing a Santa mask; the rest is bloody history. Now his googly-eyed Christmas tree has tasked him with punishing all the bad kids in the weirdly sparsely populated town of wherever the heck Larry lives now, and he's got a weirdly large house for a psychotic orphan with a white, unmarked van.
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