You thought that Goat Simulator was the weirdest simulator game out there? Think again. These are all real.
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I'd play...
Bear Simulator0%
Gas Station Simulator0%
Surgeon Simulator0%
Cultist Simulator25%
Robot Vacuum Simulator0%
Granny Simulator0%
Viscera Cleanup Detail (alien invasion aftermath clean-up simulator)13%
PowerWash Simulator13%
Rock Simulator (of the igneous variety, not the musical one)13%
Airplane Mode (not Flight Simulator, but a simulator that recreates taking a long-haul flight)0%
Pope Simulator0%
Speaking Simulator0%
Bee Simulator13%
I Am Bread (bread simulator)25%
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•If you had to swap your entire collection of games for one of these bizarre simulator games, which would it be?
As someone who enjoys a sedimentary life, Rock Simulator is the way to go!
My sediments exactly. Now I want to watch Everything Everywhere All at Once again.
Cultist simulator but depends what kind of cult... Do I get to summon our lord Cthulhu? 😂
I had a quick look at that one, it actually isn't what you'd expect; it's a 1920's themed card game. It does talk of ancient alien gods, so I'd say there's at least a possibility of some Cthulhu action.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/718670/Cultist_Simulator/
Sounds good enough I'll stick with that. You can join me if you get bored of the rock life 😂
I actually voted for 'I Am Bread' in the end. I thought the gameplay looked butter.
Apologies, Boomer started these puns, and now I can't stop.
I have spent many, many hours playing Cultist Simulator, and I still barely understand it. 10/10 would cult again
Can't believe you've omitted Clock Simulator, which I actually endured for a Let's Play back in the mists of time.
It's taking all of my willpower not to reply with a paragraph full of puns about alarming omissions, time flying, and getting wound up.
Snowball fight?
Do you wanna build a snowman?
Ho ho ho
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