"Wolves hunt in packs!" "Soaked to the bone!" "Goblins ill like fire!" "Sever the tail!"

Occasionally helpful, often irritating, but ultimately endearing, the repetitive chirruping of your pawns in the original Dragon's Dogma became the stuff of memes. So much so, in fact, that despite the constant complaints many fans mourned when Capcom said the repetitiveness will be dialed down for the sequel.

In case the devs fancy recording a few last-minute additions, we thought it might be fun to give them a hand and ask you all for some brand-new, one-sentence bits of advice. If you've not played Dragon's Dogma, imagine what an eager-to-please AI companion might say to 'help' an adventurer in any other fantasy RPG, or just to comment on how things are going. Bonus points if it's earnest, slightly obvious, and would get really annoying after the hundredth repetition.

Lots of prizes on offer here, so don't be shy! The best 30 submissions get $1 each.