You what, buddy? Send in a discarded Puck voice line to new players for $2

Scenario, You die in the wet and diseased waters of the swap tutorial biome:

Hearken, brave wayfarer of the swampy expanse! Thou art thoroughly soaked and besieged by the vile malaise of the marsh. Yet, grasp firm, for now thy cherished belongings lie ensnared amidst the very core of the murky, ailment-ridden waters – a true quagmire of swampish calamity. Deem this a lesson in the pitfalls of frolicking within these murky precincts, O intrepid wanderer of the swamp!

Up and down, up and down,

will thou carry wood till dawn.

Forest by thine camp is long gone now,

what will thou do now?

Thou even forgot to eat,

made sinew from the precious meat.

Will thine tower ever be complete,

or should thou give up to compete?

This might be purely because I'm a Musical Theatre nut (and also a Charlie and The Chocolate Factory nut), but I think there would be something incredibly funny about Puck reciting the lyrics to 'Pure Imagination' but in his serious/mystical tone when the player first enters their new realm. I think the lyrics also kinda fit really well into an open world survival/crafting game as well:

"Hold your breath

Make a wish

Count to three

Come with me and you'll be

In a world of pure imagination

Take a look and you'll see

Into your imagination

We'll begin with a spin

Traveling in the world of my creation

What we'll see will defy

Explanation

If you want to view paradise

Simply look around and view it

Anything you want to, do it

Want to change the world?

There's nothing to it"

Hahaha, I'm holding Shakespeare's book in my hands for the second time within a week!

When: a player dies due to gravity, and an umbrella is involved.

**Message:**Pray heed, O noble realmwalker, to the inexorable laws of yon gravity. As thou dost plunge from the heavens, remember this: The longer thine fall, the greater the need for time to abate thy hastening descent. Wise it would be to 'pulse' thy umbrella, using it not in one exhaustive effort, but rather in measured bursts. This shall conserve thy vital stamina, preventing a most grievous and untimely meeting with the earth below. In this realm where gravity reigns, an abrupt halt from a fall can bring about danger. It is wiser to gently slow your descent, especially as you near the ground, to avoid harm.