“Fly Realmwalker, the fiends have caught your despairing stench.”

Much like his Shakespearean namesake, Puck has a particular way with words. For this bounty, we want you to write your own Puckerism, i.e. something that Puck could have said to a new player but didn't. Feel free to go completely over the top and exaggerate 'till your heart's content.

You can submit as many Puck lines as you want for this bounty, but as with all of our bounties, it's a maximum of one prize per person.