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Alex Sinclair's avatar

That's such a great collection. My personal favourites:

  • We were gonna let you go, but then we saw your tears

  • I’m not robbing you, I’m just helping you appreciate minimalism

  • You fought through waves of enemies, but forgot the real boss spawns in local

  • There’s no ‘I’ in fleet, but there is in ‘killmail’

  • Scamming isn’t theft—it’s creative marketing

  • We’re not griefers; we’re artisanal salt producers

Kane Carnifex's avatar

Nobody knows how these ships hold together....
on the otherside nobody wants to jinx it by askin about it.
But the amount of Ductape is either alarming or genius.

https://www.instagram.com/p/DIRDs_riH77

CommanderA9's avatar

A profile is worth a thousand words or a good laugh.

https://twitter.com/ChevronTheWolf/status/1898787217234895259

On occasion, you’ll find something in someone’s profile that makes you laugh.

I remember two entries in my time:

“Flying Minmatar ships is like riding a wheelie chair down a flight of stairs while dual-wielding AK-47s and firing on full-auto!”

“Your EVE Online addiction hits your marriage for 9999 damage, inflicting a devastating blow and resulting in endless alimony payments.”

Most recently, I got to rewatch the “This Is REALLY EVE” video, made in parody of the “This Is EVE” video which gave us a look inside how players play EVE and exchange voice communications. It’s definitely great for a laugh, and should come with a million warnings labels about its level of extreme raging language!

 

https://www.youtube.com/embed/LmS9vcVNr5A?feature=oembed

Fly safe and calmly, capsuleers!

Sturmer's avatar

Over the years, I collected more than 100 of these in my EO notepad and even grouped them by theme =)

Alex Sinclair's avatar

That's a great idea. It'd make a really fun little publishing project: the little black book of EVE quotes.

Sturmer's avatar

Some words are powerful (R18), but you can always veil them

Luka Zaharin's avatar

Did you have to say that? Now I can only think about the not family friendly ones I heard and read! xD

Sturmer's avatar

Apologies! :)

Here, take one from my collection, and feel free to sub it:

Luka Zaharin's avatar

There is more truth in that one than one would like to see!

Let me reply with one that made me laugh out loud while sitting alone at my computer:

Alice warps her Thanatos into an anomaly, which causes 6 Sleeper Guardian battleships to spawn.

Bob then warps his Thanatos into the same anomaly, which causes another 8 Sleeper Guardian battleships to spawn.

Alice then starts yelling at Bob as the 14 Sleeper Guardians and the rest of the anomaly NPCs reduce their capitals to wrecks over the next two minutes.

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