Submissions (8)

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Lumin5/6/2025

$15

Lurm the Slurm is here once more to regale you with another tale!

The funniest, and probably most cinematic thing that has ever transpired in my time in New Eden has got to be the overly aggressive response to my attempts at roleplaying in the system of Ahbazon. It came out of literally nowhere, without warning, and shut down any further attempts at trying to coerce, or even just communicate with, the locals. I have still yet to see anyone else pull off such a perfect targetted snipe of a single ship or capsule, it was quite the sight.

Throw it in the trailer and call it a day, because that is what EVE Online is about, the players and their interactions with their fellow capsuleers.

P.S. Despite the less than warm welcome, Ahbazon remains one of my favourite places to visit.

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DeJappe4/14/2025

$2

When I just started my friends told me to avoid the stain system bcs it was enemy space, so when I went scanning I would just jump randomly and scan. So my friend hopped on and asked where I was and I said idk, so I linked the system and this guy started freaking out like crazy. Apparently I was deep in stain space without knowing or dying and somehow made it out alive. We laughed our butts off

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Luka Zaharin3/13/2025

$15

I had this idea for quite a while and the footage was slowly collecting dust on my harddisk, but I finally edited it togehter. Thanks to the short period of testserver access, no actual Paladins were harmed during the making of this video.

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FirestormGamingTeam2/16/2025

$15

So.. My submission CelestialFlea WAS IN THE FLEET LOL

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CommanderA92/10/2025

$2

Way back in 2012, I was part of a corporation in Danera, east Khanid space. I was dating someone at the time, and one way or another, she took an interest in EVE Online, and got to talking to my CEO at the time. Somehow, an arrangement was made that she-through-me would give the CEO a gift.

For an entire year, my CEO utterly nagged me about this gift, whatever it was going to be, every chance he got. Finally, I ended up delivering him this ‘gift’ that he had hyped himself up to receive for the entire time.

The gift ended up being a 150mm Gatling Gun, 2 male Exotic Dancers, and a literal “Shiny Things” item.

Obviously, the CEO was disgusted, but what I didn’t expect was for him to change my corporate title to “He promised me a gift and he gave me THIS!?”

That title stood for quite some time.