Recast a movie with Nicolas Cage as the protagonist or antagonist!

Given the runaway success of our Rowan Atkinson recasting bounty, we're back with a new version. This time, it's the one and only Nicolas Cage - as suggested by Paul

You'll need your photoshopping skills for this one, because we're accepting edited-image entries only. So find your movie's poster (or make one), and edit in Nick. The most outrageous, unlikely, or hilarious images will be more likely to win prizes, as will those displaying the most photo-editing skill. Don't forget to post the image to your connected social media account first!

Feel free to suggest some amendments to the plot or title for bonus points, but it's not essential.