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Rock Hard Juice Boxers, we like rocks, they like being hard, they like juice and they like boxers. All their songs have wrestling hints in there. Their main song is called ROCK BOTTOM but they scream the name

The mascot is The Rock, acting hard drinking juice in his boxer shorts.

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Quantum Croutons and the Temporal Salad Tossers.

Just imagine like Pink Floyd but if they spent too much time watching bad sci fi movies and snacking on stale bread with a bit of tomatoes on it??

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Confident Pet Huggers

*guitar solo* Squuuuueeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzz!

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band name would be cullskamp a magic the gathering band only do songs about tocken creaturs and skull clamps

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Court of the Comatose King.

Their sound is like Steve Jobs walking into the Microsoft HQ and he just starts flipping desks.

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Next to the stage, heavy metal superstars...

The Vegan Sushi Bandits!

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Is it your mum or your sister?

There's actually a story behind this one.

Back in school, there was a compulsive liar who claimed their brother invented the Xbox, they'd tragically lost their grandmother whenever an obligation came up (he must've had a lot of nans), and he was always the single coolest person you'd ever meet having seen all the latest bands live.

To catch him out in a lie, my friend came up with this ridiculous name with the claim they'd just come back from the gig. Surprise, surprise, Mr. Mythomania (which would also be a fantastic submission here) said he went to the same gig. I forget the song names we all came up with, though.

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Polynomial Pine Syndrome

Album cover

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Miners of Moria

Huge viking dudes dressed as dwarves and they play "Lord of the Rings OST goes metal" Plot twist, one of them is actually a female. Because we all know that dwarven females have beards, right?

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Dead Grannys on the rise


with their new Album:

There is still room for more Metal

  • You didn´t had a your second metal LP

  • Let´s dye your Hair black before mommy is back

  • Here is you first sword kiddo

  • Important lessons learned

  • You really don´t want more?

  • Don´t make dead Granny mad

  • If you listen all your Metal you will be a big boi

  • Death only grows, dead Grannys on the rise

Approved by all Grandmas

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Inspired by Kiss and the religious beliefs of their members+ the name black Sabbath

Black Shabbat

I always imagined them to play metal/rock covers of classical music especially the Baroque era or as I like to say Bar-Rock era.

Their first album being aptly named: Bach in Black

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A crisp new sound oozing with character. A mix between Arch Enemy and a drunken Boris Johnson karaoke night.

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Poisoned Sun

They make screamo melodic power metal, a cross of Bullet For My Valentine and Dragonforce.

Haha, that actually sounds insane. 🤣🤘

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7 car pile up!

Leptospirosis!

Their sound is like System of a down if sung by slipknot.

Points to whoever can make the connections

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Just found out there is a band with that name 😅

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Hahaha amazing. It's official everyone, there are no silly metal band names left!

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We Butter the Bread with Butter.

DEUTSCHLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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