"Did you hear about the mining fleet that just wandered around aimlessly?"

"They had no Porpoise."

Full credit to Rixx Javix for that one. Now it's your turn. To win a prize, share your best EVE joke, be it an original or one you've heard elsewhere. If it makes us laugh, you'll win a prize. Simple!

We suggest using the spoiler box to hide the answer, but it's not essential. If it's not your joke but you know who came up with them, it'd be nice if you gave them credit.

Alex is on leave from 9-23 December, so please tag Rich if you have any questions during that period.