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Posted by Alex Sinclair in EVE Online
Here's a fun and easy-to-enter reward. Have a think about the many modules in EVE Online and tell us which one best represents you and why. For example, do you blow people away at parties with your impressive knowledge? Maybe you're a smart bomb. Do you like to go with the flow? You might be an autopilot module.
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For years and years I annoyed everyone with my unending campaign against WCS in Eve Online. I wrote blog posts, created memes (like the one above), left stickers on Dev's desks at Fanfest, and generally made such a nuisance of myself that they eventually created an entire spaceship (The Maulus Navy Issue) to make me stop. Didn't work. Although I do love the Maulus Navy Issue and appreciate being the only player to have a spaceship created to mollify them. How awesome is that?
Anyway, eventually the WCS issue got dealt with and we've moved on from the campaign. Although Stay Frosty notoriously continues to wage a never-ending war against the module - blowing up Ventures mostly. We haven't forgotten.
So it seems only fitting that my module would be the infamous Warp Core Stabilizer. I'd prefer something else, but I should own my history.
PS: I should explain the meme. I started a rumor that every time you used a WCS to escape a kitten died.
Ouch, I used 7 of them on my Smartbombing Phoon!
They also cause other issues if you use them too much.
I'd be a 50MN 'Enduriung' Microwarpdrive.
Not quite the fastest, but with the endurance to reliably get you there in an economical way.
If I had to be a module in EVE Online, hmm... I would definitely be a *Covert Ops Cloaking Device* because I could move around unnoticed, making it a strategic move for my plans. This module represents me because before doing anything, I think it over and over, observe carefully, and then decide how to act.
Cyno Field Generator!
My YouTube channel is about helping people bridge the gap between Eve Online and themselves in our efforts to teach as much as possible, so bridging the difficulty gap, is what we do, so cyno!
Sir...SIR....SIR
Your cyno license has expired
Pulse Activated Nexus Invulnerability Core (P.A.N.I.C.)
In case of danger to my comrades, I protect them from all damage, allowing them to pull themselves together and fight off the attacker, or wait for reinforcements from allies who can protect all those who extract resources to build their ships
100Mn Afterburner on a tier 3 cruiser.
I came back to Eve Online almost a year aago after a ten years break and i'm still driving thruogh the new content and still speeding up.
If I were a module, which one would I be?
Easy - Sisters Expanded Probe Launcher!
Why? Because I love exploring things… and people. People too! There’s something thrilling about uncovering new places, unearthing secrets, and—who knows—maybe even tracking down a new friend for my BOX_OF_PEOPLE in cargo (totally not in a creepy way... no, definitely not).
I would be a red damage control, not the new green one... the illegal one which you can activate.
Because strong hull, more core, if all drunk i get you home, somehow... xD
If I was a module in Eve Online, I would be a high slot energy weapon turret because I do not need reload ammo or charges making my job easier. The most important benefit is pilots will overheat weapons but they will tend to let it be damage to a point of unusable. Therefore, I will have a longer live span than other modules.
Caldari Navy Warp Scrambler
In my day job I spend most of my time keeping sales people and customers grounded. I have to keep expectations realistic and keep all parties 'on grid' so that we can engage in productive discussions and deliver well on what we promise. In an EVE context... I guess so that our operations teams can deliver more missiles...
And I'm quite good at it, so might as well go faction!
If I was a module I would be faction module.
Faction modules in EVE Online are like the souped-up versions of regular ship gear. They cost a pretty penny.
Because of my special factions in Elite Dangerous! 🤔🫡
Video Script: I Am a Warp Core Stabilizer
[Opening Scene]
Background music begins softly. Show a sleek ship warping away from danger in low-sec.
Narrator (Voiceover):
“EVE Online is a game of strategy, risk, and adaptability. Every pilot has their quirks, strengths, and weaknesses, just like the modules we use in New Eden. So, which module best represents me? After some thought, I realized I am… a Warp Core Stabilizer.”
[Scene 1: Why a Warp Core Stabilizer?]
Visual: A close-up of a Warp Core Stabilizer module in the fitting window.
Narrator (Voiceover):
“Why the Warp Core Stabilizer? Well, I’m all about preparation and resilience. Just like this module helps you slip away from danger, I thrive on staying calm under pressure and finding a way out when things get dicey. Whether it’s navigating null-sec or real life, I always have a backup plan.”
[Scene 2: Staying Calm and Adaptable]
Visual: A ship narrowly escaping a gate camp as hostile ships try to scram it.
Narrator (Voiceover):
“One of the things I value most about the Warp Core Stabilizer is its subtle strength. It doesn’t boast high DPS or flashy effects—it quietly gets the job done. That’s me. I’m not the loudest person in the room, but when it’s time to act, I know how to adapt and stay one step ahead.”
[Scene 3: Knowing When to Fight and When to Flee]
Visual: A fleet engaging a battle, followed by a ship warping away to regroup.
Narrator (Voiceover):
“In EVE, as in life, knowing when to fight and when to flee is crucial. The Warp Core Stabilizer doesn’t make you invincible—it’s not about avoiding challenges altogether. It’s about choosing your battles wisely, living to fight another day, and understanding the value of timing.”
[Scene 4: A Module with Personality]
Visual: A humorous montage of ships evading scrams while the chat window lights up with frustrated opponents.
Narrator (Voiceover):
“And let’s be honest—there’s something a little mischievous about the Warp Core Stabilizer. It’s not flashy, but it definitely leaves an impression on anyone trying to lock you down. Sometimes, it’s fun to be the underdog who outsmarts the big guns.”
[Scene 5: What Module Represents You?]
Visual: The ship fitting window, scrolling through a variety of modules.
Narrator (Voiceover):
“So, that’s why I’m a Warp Core Stabilizer: calm under pressure, adaptable, and always ready to make a quick exit when the odds aren’t in my favor. But what about you? Are you a Shield Extender, a Smart Bomb, or maybe a Micro Jump Drive? Let me know which module represents you and why!”
[Closing Scene]
Background music swells as the ship safely warps to a distant planet.
Narrator (Voiceover):
“EVE Online is more than just ships and modules—it’s about the pilots who bring them to life. Fly safe, and embrace your inner module, Capsuleers!”
Text on Screen:* “Fly safe, and stay one step ahead!”
[End Screen]
Show the EVE Online logo, your character name, and a call to action: “Which module are you? Share your story below!”
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